Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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