Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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