best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He? As in you personified your dick?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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