yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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