I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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