i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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