As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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