and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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