Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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