Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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