Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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