Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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