So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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