There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
