What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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