We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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