Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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