a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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