do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I believe in your delicious
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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