I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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