I hate your face
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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