Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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