Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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