I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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