what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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