hotel room ftw
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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