do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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