honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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