Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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