You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I am in a vortex of obligation.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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