All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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