Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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