I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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