I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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