Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Randomize
