the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just had sex on a roof
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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