I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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