Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
