They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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