id be glad to
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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