So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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