i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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