whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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