Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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