you would pick up someone in the library
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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