So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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