I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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