i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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