Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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