Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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