He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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