the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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