Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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