You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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