how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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