Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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