Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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